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A noise you can make to blow your own trumpet. Especially when no one else is going to do it. Either, no one will give you praise when you feel you deserve it or perhaps, due to uncleanliness or distaste, no one will give you head :(
person 1: i got 28 kills in a row on that game without dying
person 2: blank stare
person 1: Toot Toot Toot.
person 1: I got the job.
person 2: Your dinner is getting cold.
person 1: toot toot toot
person 1: Suck it baby
Person 2: i ain't sucking that, you're crazy!
person 1: schlurppppp! toot toot toot
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A phrase used to announce something:
‘Toot toot, I’m home!’
‘Toot toot, did you here about what happened at the party?’
Toot toot can also be used in response to someone who has just used it to you, as a way of showing affirmation
Jordan: ‘Toot toot, who wants to order pizza’
Chad: ‘Toot toot, I’m so down’
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farting in british slang.
"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."
(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.
Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.
Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.
Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!
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Another term for Bong or water pipe.
Used heavily in place of the word bong by teenagers in Jersey, Channel Islands in Britain.
Will, did you bring your toot? We need it to smash this weed.
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