tootin' to the pros

Another name for a prostitute, or someone who acts or dresses like a tramp.

She looks like she's tootin' to the pros!

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tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!

Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha

mootin' tootin'

1. a term used in a negative way to describe someone

2. The process of neutering piglets and/or "dealing with" cows on a Polish farm.

1. "you're a mootin' tootin' son of a bitch!"

2. "so I was mootin' tootin' today and it resulted in quite a mess!"

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vladimier tootin

Russian president who has eaten to much taco bell and has a series case of tootin and is mentally gay and is sexually confused

man, I just Vladimier tootin.

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darn tootin

A redneck's way of saying coolio.

Bobby Joe: "Did you see that tractor?"
Billy Ray: "Yup, it was darn tootin"

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darn tootin

A phrase that 99 year old men use when describing a "fine young thing"
Adjective.

"Ricky Bob was that pretty young thing fly?"
"Darn tootin! Der ol' Bobby Rick!"

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tootin' flute

Performing oral sex on a man, giving him a 'blowjob'.

I love tootin' flute.

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