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The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.
1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in
<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me
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for awkward silences and general amusement, say this word as high pitched as possible.
hours of family fun ; )
man "i'm leaving you for your sister."
women ".....topshop!!"
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Getting superior head from a fashion-forward bitch
Jose: Yo Pip what happened with that victoria secret model?
Pip: She wasnt down to fuck but she give me topshop
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Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.
"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"
"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"
*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."
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A person who dresses solely in overpriced clothes from Topshop.
Topshop Clones tend to buy anything from Topshop regardless of whether or not they actually like it.
A: Hey, look at that girl wearing a band t-shirt even though she's never listened to their music, she only bought it 'cause it's from Topshop!
B: She's a Topshop Clone, that's why.
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The evolved form of chav. When Sienna Miller became 'the height' of English fashion, high street stores like TopShop were thrown into the limelight. Enter, the topshop chav. They're the same scum as before, they just look slightly better, although they're still all identical to each other.
When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
My Zoe is a topshop chav, whenever I go shopping I say to myself.. "Would Zoe wear it?" and then replace it promptly on the shelf if the answer is anywhere near yes.
"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."
Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
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they are skinny-jean, converse wearing, fringe-flicking, saggy hat wearing, usually flamboyant WHITE BOYS. they try to be individual but they all look the same. otherwise know as hacobo zhay. xD for every boy there is a topshop girl.
white boys walking down the street.
Girl:look at those boys over there.
boy: they be looking good innit.
girl:but they are real topshop boys.
boy: innit brafe
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