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1. An expensive high street shop where Kate Moss has her own stupid fashion range
2. A scene shop for Emo's to shop when they go through their 'i love pretty flowers, hello kitty and ice cream' stage and when they want to be more 'different' than they already claim to be. Aside from that topshop sell some very pretty clothes for 'Normal' people who genuinely are interested in fashion.
1. 'Wanna go to Topshop today?'
'FUCK no, i don't wanna spend ££'s on stupid wemo clothes designed by Kate Moss!'
2. 'I love topshop'
'Why?'
'They sell pretty flowery things which i could wear and pass off for being my own unique style'
'Fuck off, wemo'
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The worst shop on the high street.
you get dirty looks for even walking past. ridiculously expensive and their clothes are actually very very poor quality.
"OMG I LOVE TOPSHOP..." - "Ha, okay..."
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Getting superior head from a fashion-forward bitch
Jose: Yo Pip what happened with that victoria secret model?
Pip: She wasnt down to fuck but she give me topshop
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Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.
"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"
"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"
*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."
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A person who dresses solely in overpriced clothes from Topshop.
Topshop Clones tend to buy anything from Topshop regardless of whether or not they actually like it.
A: Hey, look at that girl wearing a band t-shirt even though she's never listened to their music, she only bought it 'cause it's from Topshop!
B: She's a Topshop Clone, that's why.
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The evolved form of chav. When Sienna Miller became 'the height' of English fashion, high street stores like TopShop were thrown into the limelight. Enter, the topshop chav. They're the same scum as before, they just look slightly better, although they're still all identical to each other.
When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
My Zoe is a topshop chav, whenever I go shopping I say to myself.. "Would Zoe wear it?" and then replace it promptly on the shelf if the answer is anywhere near yes.
"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."
Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
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they are skinny-jean, converse wearing, fringe-flicking, saggy hat wearing, usually flamboyant WHITE BOYS. they try to be individual but they all look the same. otherwise know as hacobo zhay. xD for every boy there is a topshop girl.
white boys walking down the street.
Girl:look at those boys over there.
boy: they be looking good innit.
girl:but they are real topshop boys.
boy: innit brafe
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