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enjoys regular masculine activities such as mechanics and outdoor adventures. Can also be spotted musing through summer fields picking flowers, and listening to awful pop music.
Irregular working of the brain.. likes to mix everything up for his own amusement, including the english alphabet, and the spellings of established words.
Natural habitat: Stevenage, although has been sighted in many Countries.
Thats doesn't make sense? It doesn't have to, its Tor...
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Tor is a swedish man with enormous pecs and a cock as thick and long as an elephants trunk. A person named Tor is also a dominant man, he loves to conquer women and to make them worship him. He wants to be seen as a god just like Thor The God Of Thunder. Tor is a so called super seducer as well, he is capable of making a woman fall for him with only one sentence. In other words if you’re swedish and your name is Tor you could consider yourself lucky.
- Aw man! Look at his pecs his name must be Tor.
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most beautiful girl ever.
all the boys want to date her.
oh my hear comes tor, think i should ask her out?
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One dark thing. usually very gay and looks like a silhouette.
"ayy yo where did tor go he was just here"
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Probably one of the best boyfriends you could ever find on earth. Sweet, caring, knows how to make you laugh, & is one of the best people to cuddle with.
He's a nerd, but that's one of the many reasons why you'll soon fall for him. Also loves to use words like "Adowable" & "Wuvvles" and can easily quote many of his favorite movies-Another reason he's so Adowable! He also hates jeans, and will probably never wear them no matter how hard you try to make him.
His favorite song is "Accidentally in Love" by The Counting Crows. He knows all the words to the song, and often sings it in the shower. He always remembers to text goodnight, and even remembers to call when he's away from his girl over a vacation. He's a great hand holder & makes the 1sts in a relationship 1000x Awesomer.
In fact, he's the perfect guy any girl with a brain would want. <3
Tor: Goodnight my adowable awesome & amazing girlfriend. I wuvvles you!
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Girlfriend: Tor is...amazing.
Girlfriend's Friend: Oh my god! You two are sooooo cute together! I wish I had a boyfriend like that! D:
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a pet name for one named tori. she is prettymuch the most amazing thing to ever happen to you. she will be your beginning and your end. if she comes up and says hey my name is tori but you can call me tor tor, grab her and dont let her go. she's effable, unexplainable and will be the best in your life, period!
wow i love that girl, she's def a tor tor
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A large flesh eating dragon fly that sometimes lives inside a tree stump or the large intestine. When provoked, the Tor Tor will breath fire on you and eat your soul.
Wow that Tor Tor just ate Julia's soul because she poked it's home!
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