Torped

To be "torped" is when either you or your friends are storming on a night out or an event, when your batteries are at full charge. Derived from the marine weapon the torpedo which charges through water and inflicts maximum damage onto things it connects with. It can also be used to describe random, crazy or astonishing behavior by a person.

"Did you see how much cocaine he did last night? He was so torped."
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"

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torp

To smoke hookah and weed together. Invented january 2nd.

Gil: dude you wanna torp it?
Ameet: ya I'm comin over right now

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Torp

Slang for penis, usually referring to a long slender specimen attached to inexperienced boys/men. (Short for torpedo)

GIRL: Lemme see that torp

GUY: He has a torp for a dick...

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torpe

Ludicrus, inane, stupid...from the spanish word, "Torpe"

That's so Torpe.

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torped

when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.

"Man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on myspace 15 min. later. I got torped."

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torp

Noun: a period after a heavy meal where one needs to sit and not talk or move for a while and digest.

Verb: to sit around, not talking or moving, and digest.

from torpor.

After eating a heavy meal of Indian food, we had to sit around the table and torp for a while before we were up for the walk home.

That snake's gone into its torp after eating such a huge antelope.

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torp

Treating multiple things in a similar fashion visually or physically usually in an artistic manner.

Created by VTSquire on Wednesday April 21st 2004 after realizing he needed a name to apply to what he does to all of his photoshop projects.

Past tense: "He painted his house all blue with a single yellow stripe. Then he did the same to his car and his television and his face and his cat. He torped them." Present tense :"Samuel is torping his cats again"

Torp, torped, torps, torping.

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