A small Central American island known for its abundance of Tortilla Trees, which grow both flour and corn fruit that is flattened into tortillas. In English, the name translates to “Tortilla Island.”
Holy shit! Nothing tastes better than a tortilla picked fresh from the tree on Isla Tortuga!
the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.
collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .
Cute, silly, and smart animal that unfortunately hides in his shell when the light shines upon him. Regardless if it is sunshine or not, he hides in his protective place.
Brown eye: hey come out and play. The queen of light is shinning down, don’t be a tortuga!
Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
white turtle in Spanish. Originated in Vancouver.
Estop being a tortuga blanca!
Using your robotic 2nd thumb to make a one-handed awkward turtle sign in order to simultaneously rub the taint and the clit while finger-banging your girl.
She's never cum so hard as she did after I got her with the Tortuga Tickle.