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About 22 minutes of fingernails on a chalkboard filled with vague homoerotica and vomit.
As usual, Tosh.0 is a repeat, again.
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a show on comedy central where a whitebread doosh shaves his nipples and rubs vasoline on his tiny baby-sized nutsack then weres gay shit like mr.rogers stuff and casual hoodies with dicks embroided on the back just out of sight, to hide his homosexualness the host's name is david spade
dude did you watch Tosh.0 last night
yeah man it was gay i cant belive how ugly david spade is now
wow is that really david spade? i thought it was that daniel tosh faggot
no way dude its not dainel tosh at all who would give him a tv show?
yeah.. your right noone in their right fuckin mind would do that
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When one watches videos on the internet while either having sex or defecating.
Hey dude I can't wait to go home and Tosh.0 it with my girlfriend.
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a kinda funny televison show on comedy central hosted by daniel tosh that includes, throw up, fake videos, and offending comments made by daniel tosh.
"did you see tosh.0 last night? it was really gay."
"thats because he is gay."
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That guy who always walks up to you and your friends and asks "Did you guys watch Tosh.0 last night hardy-har-har" or "Did you see (insert part here) last night", when you are the one who told him about the show in the first place. You probably did watch the episode and therefore are not in the mood to listen to the douche's play-by-play of the whole episode
Me: Yeah I'll be at home tomorrow, why?
Friend: We can hang out.
Tosh.0 Douche: *walks over* Hey guys did you see when Daniel Tosh called that mexican poor and uneducated?
Me: *sigh* Yeah... it was kind of funny....
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The Tosh.0 Principle describes an increasingly common and rather infuriating occurrence in which an obscure joke, character, story, or other piece of media is referenced in mainstream media, causing everybody to think it originated from the latter.
Named after the TV show Tosh.0, which provides commentary on internet viral videos. Other notorious culprits include South Park, Family Guy, and rap music.
You: "Have you seen that video of the crazy Ugandan preacher talking about gay people?"
Your Friend: "You mean the one from Tosh.0?"
You: "The Tosh.0 Principle strikes again!"
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Your Friend: "Hey, turn it up. This is that MC Hammer song."
You: "This is Super Freak, you idiot."
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Your Friend: "What are you reading?"
You: "The Call of Cthulhu."
Your Friend: "Isn't that a Metallica song?"
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An adjective defining any theory that has evidence to be true if any part of the evidence was stated correct on the show Tosh.0.
Last night on Tosh.0, Daniel Tosh said that your mom is busy Friday night, so I won't ask her out. She's a whore with plans, it's Tosh.0'fficial.
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