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touch of the 'downs

When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.

-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.

by Sir Ty December 13, 2006

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Touch down

a cocktail made of wodka, apricot brandy, orange, citron and passion fruit juice and grenadine. please skip the grenadine or you'll ruin one of the few cocktails that aren't sweet as a cat's ass.

dude, give me another touch down

by unsuspicious October 19, 2008

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touch down

Simply getting your genitalia touched by a neewbie at school, or a goody too shoes.

1) "Dude I got great touch down yesterday!"
"Damn! Who from?"
"That new chick from Michigan, she's hard in the sack!!"
"Lucky bitch!"

2) "Ha-ha did you hear about the new girl?"
"Yeah I heard Peter got touch down wink wink nudge nudge."

by smartytumtum February 9, 2010

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touch downs

a fat lazy redard that has downsyndrome and writes with there shit in the KFC washroom.

jahanna has touch downs and is a fat retarded

by crx October 28, 2003

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touch down

1.A derogatory term for some one with down syndrome
2.To insult someone by saying they have a touch of down syndrome

Guy1: Wow Josh is such a touch down!

Guy2: I know! So are Zack and Mark.

by Jizzy June 19, 2006

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dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 14, 2013

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Touched It Down

Past tense noun-to-verb translation of touchdown.

He touched it down!

by Utmostly January 20, 2020