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that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher
Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.
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The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from
Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.
Yeah, they live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ areas
Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.
Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?
Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?
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A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.
Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.
I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.
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Dude Toucher - a male with an accelerated need for social acceptance; thus resulting in the compulsion for continuous male contact during social events : ie. drinking
That Dude Toucher keeps trying to touch me while im drinking my tasty brew.
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