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Making random noises/sounds/words...usualy out of one's own will.
Woof! Ahdlghalsdfng! I like shoes! happy birthday aunt lindsay!
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Amazing metal band from Australia, fronted by the gorgeous Michele Madden. Their latest album is "Detestimony" (2004).
I got fucked up at the Tourettes show !
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Unable to say certain sounds or other words.
"The FBI agent gave me his c-c-ca-ca-car- oh he fucking gave me this"
"Fuck, Ass!
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When someone is texting another and put unnecessary caps, symbols and misspelled words in their message. Mostly done by mistake or by the antics of a faulty phone
Mandy : aRE you going3 with MaRK to the Met's GAMe ?
Lou : Another example of Mandy's "Tourette's Texting (Texting Tourette's)"
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When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
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The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.
My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.
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The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.
Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.
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