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Noun: Tourons: A word combining two words (tourists and morons. ) Seasonal Visitors, mostly old who drive slow and stop for no apparent reason.
Adj: The Tourons are here and traffic is backed up for miles.
"I went to the mall and the fucking parking lot was full of Tourons."
"Why did he stop in the middle of the road?" "He is a Touron and too old to read the street signs."
"Damn, now that it is cooler all the Tourons will be here soon."
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A combination of a tourist and a moron.
The touron was driving down the street 25 mph looking at the attractions.
The touron spent $200 on tacky souvenirs at the local hardware store.
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A term used in Virginia Beach and the Outer Banks of North Carolina to describe the idiots from New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania that pour into the resort areas every summer and complain about everything from the heat to the food. Touron is easily distinguished by pale white skin(or lobster red), Jimmy Buffetesque print shirts, and Wal-Mart flip flops. Known to be found regularly at 1st Street(jetty) area of Virginia Beach standing about with stupid looks on their faces as the lifeguards are whistling them out of the water despite the SURFERS ONLY signs posted all around them. Frequently set up on the beach in commune fashion complete with tents, TV's, Stereos, and 500 gallon coolers, and will usually set up in front of someone with complete disregard to beach etiquette(after all they won the war). Loud and obnoxious, frequently wear black jeans and shirts to the beach. Tourons have become a good source of revenue to the locals in/around the Rudee Inlet area of North Carolina as they can't seem to grasp the concept of airing their tires down before driving unto the sand, thus getting their Suburbans stuck and subjecting themselves to fee's ranging from blowjobs to 100 bucks to get their dumbs asses pulled out.
It should have only took me 10 minutes to get to work today but 264 was jammed up with stupid tourons
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Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.
I love Alex Touron
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I wonder if those tourons drive 10 MPH down the main street when they are at home?
A tourist that does moronic things
The touron chased a bear into the woods then got attacked