Towelie

Fetish object for frustrated self pleasure. Getting high with a Towelie is a way to relieve tension after an fruitless night on the pull.

He went to the party but she made out with his best friend. So he went home and shot ectoplasm into his towelie.

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towelie

my fucking idol

i love towelie

i wanna grow up to be just like towelie

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towelie

Second best "South Park" character. (Behind Cartman)

Towelie: "I choooose... I choose.. BOTH!"
(Popeye Theme Song)

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towelie

Short for "towelhead", a derogatory term used for people of Middle Eastern and Indian origin, namely for the customary donning of turbans.

South Park created their character "towelie" partially to make light of this term (as they do with many very heated socio-political issues) and as a play on the term "toweler".

Why do we keep lettin' those damn towelie terrorists into this country!

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Towelie moment

the feeling or moment in time that you phase from being normal to stoned, from one state of mind to another from use of cannabis
derived from the recurring south park character Towelie in the moments during the episodes that he smokes cannabis and goes from one logical basis to another due to the effects, a popular scene being the funky town moment, note examples;

most noticeable when hitting the first bong of the day or long toke from a substantial joint and your suddenly relaxed, chilled and everything feels just...better
' I've been waiting for that Towelie moment all day man'
the phrase itself principally deriving from South Park season 5, episode eight 'Towelie' (one specific example being from 14.25 to 15.15 in the episode):
youtube.com/watch?v=G_WJY72qoHc&feature=related

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towelie

The object used to clean up sperm after one male has told another male u take one corner ill take another.

In hughs house he gives stephen some of his dads porn and says u take one corner ill take another, hugh proceeds to wank and clean up his cum with towelie and stephen plays jurassic park on de playstation

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Towelie's Sister

The sister of someone who lives in Orange County and showed her boobs to the world on MTV. A *fap* girl.

I love Towelie's Sister

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