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1. A supremely reliable car of Japanese design. Formerly imported direct from Japan, now more commonly assembled in the USA.
2. Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.
3. A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.
4. A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.
5. Also sold under the Brand 'Lexus', and more recently 'Scion'.
Me: Dad, when are you going to get rid of that '73 Corona of yours?
Dad: When the engine finally dies.
Me: Let's see. The heater's broken, the trunk is rusted out, the odometer is nearly at 400,000, the radio is somewhere around a truck stop on Skykomish, and the exaust system is prettymuch useless. One day you're going to go outside, there will just be the engine sitting by it's lonely self in the driveway and it will STILL work.
During the 1980's the Toyota Camry was prettymuch a government issued car.
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A Japanese car company that stupid brainwashed Americans think is GOD. Was actually good in the 70s to the 90s until they started discontinuing their awesome models like the Supra, MR2 and the Celica. Now it's just overrated crap that is ugly and it drives like it's made by a monkey.
Brainwashed American: Check out my new Toyota Camry! It's the best selling car in America and it will last 50 years!
Me: Shut up, you're obviously brainwashed and my new Ford Fusion is better than that Grandma car crap.
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Crap. Reliable and regular as my grandmother's prune-fed bowel movements, maybe, but still crap.
Neighbor A: "Wow! Is that your new Toyota?"
Neighbor B: "Sure is! What do you think?!"
Neighbor A: "...well, it's crap."
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i asian made car that kills you when ever it feels like
My toyota prius just gave me aids yo
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To move forward without stopping. Often without concern for personal health; or when to applied to business it's to presue something while ignoring ethics.
"He's going Toyota on that home work assignment. I bet he crashes."
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Very responsible for fucking up NASCAR and killing alot of people because of faulty brakes, any questions?
Reporter: In the news... Ford is looking forward to kicking Toyota's ass in next years Daytona 500
Kyle Busch:What?
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Jap car company that began assfucking Detroit in the 1970s as part of its revenge plan for being nuked in WWII. Another part of said plan, enacted within the last five years, is to have Americans buy their fuel-efficient cars, then have them die in car wrecks caused by a deliberate factory defect in the accelerator pedal.
Toyota: Moving Forward...at 94 miles per hour, with the brakes on, over into oncoming traffic...only an 18-wheeler can stop us now.
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