Traffic

A collection of cars, all of which just so happen to have left their destination at the exact SECOND that they are in the same spot as you, at the same TIME as you, illegally defying the LAW of probability. Also an old band that Steve Winwood used to play in.

Traffic is a joke, especially the bozos that insist on driving 25 in the fast lane in a 30 zone.

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trafficated

adj. obstructed traffic; overcrowded or congested freeways.

See also n. traffication

The roads were all trafficated and stuff; I didn't make it on time.

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Traffic

When there’s some drama going on that you just can’t be bothered dealing with today.

Man, I don’t feel like dealing with any of this. Miss me with that traffic.

Examples :
Alice : Justin is secretly in love with you

Zachary : Man, that guy is a dick, I could never deal with all of his traffic.

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traffic

the movement of something. Could be cars, drugs, people for sex, ushually something illegal and something you should not do.

Sex trafficking
Drug trafficking

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Traffic

Fucking bullshit that God invented to slow everything down or is caused by fucking idiots who get in accidents or just stop to take looks at things and is not considerate of others.

Fuck traffic. It always makes me late to work.

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traffic

drug term: the amount of people coming and going at a drug dealers location.

check out all the traffic at Bobs house

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traffic

Traffic was a rock band formed in the 1960s which featured Steve Winwood on vocals.

"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" is one of Traffic's best songs.

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