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Addicting books that are spread from person to person. (Word of mouth or lent)
Most commonly Twilight, the first textually transmitted disease ever.
HOW TO GET A TTD.
If you you had Twilight, and you lent it to your friend, you gave your friend a TTD.
If you told your friend about Twilight and they bought it, you gave your friend a TTD.
If someone recommended Twilight to you, and you bought it (no matter how many months later), you have a TTD.
The only people who do not have TTDs are those who have not read the book yet, or those who saw it in the bookstore themselves and brought it without recommendation.
"Can I borrow New Moon? I just finished Twilight in three hours, it was that addicting..."
"Sorry, I lent it to Mike."
"DAMN IT! You give me a textually transmitted disease and you don't even give me a treatment?"
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A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.
Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor.
When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.
Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
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revolutionary dissident writing
Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses caused textually transmitted unease throughout the ummah
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TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.
In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.
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happy hardcore music, sum shit you might catch in a warehouse having unprotected sex... believe
"when used correctly condoms are 99.9% percent effective against "warehouse transmitted disease"
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the disease you get from being a skype whore. AKA, an STD.
Carrie was up all night on Skype with Billy, if she isn't careful she's gonna get a Skypetually Transmitted Disease.
Annoying Things That Spread Socially. Things That A Lot Of People Constantly Do, Due To Others Doing It, Like An Annoying Trend. A Socially Transmitted Disease (STD) Usually Are Overused Words, Jokes, Phrases, Sentences, Statements, Memes, Trends Or Actions. Socially Transmitted Disease Usually Die Out Very Quickly And Everyone (Including The People Originally Spreading The STD) Hate Anyone Who Spreads The STD After It's Died Out.
"Everyone Recently Keeps Repeating The Exact Same Annoying Phrase, Thanks To This Online Trend. It's A Socially Transmitted Disease."