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A person who lives away from the coasts and metropolises, once referred to as a 'hinterlander' but no longer deserving of that otherwise-dignified term. He regards himself as a "real American" and his culture as that of such. He is adamant about his Second Amendment rights but isn't very interested in those other, less-relevant amendments that only the judges and politicians- who he scorns as being "leeches"- care about. He hates the idea of more laws, government or regulation of anything that reduce what he regards as "freedom", itself a word that he flings about without care. He hates non-real Americans, i.e. American citizens who are unlike himself, and those who he hates the most passionately are Muslims, all of whom he associates with the 9/11 attacks. In his telling you what's wrong with the U.S. and the way things ought to be, he could endlessly expand this definition without even knowing he is doing so.
Troglodyte: indoor-smoking, hard-drinking, pickup truck driving, Muslim-hating, liberal-hating, foreigner-hating, homophobic, gun-loving, self-assumed Christian who hasn't set foot in church in "only God knows when".
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A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant, old-fashioned, or bias. Entrenched in their own ideology to the extent they can't see the forest for the trees.
I didn't vote for Hillary Clinton because I'm not a troglodyte.
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A person that tends to stay inside for most of the day, usually glued to their chair browsing internet forums. Troglodytes also tend to refuse real social interaction and prefer speaking to people through VOIP applications and instant messaging.
Haven't seen John today, that troglodyte is probably at his home rotting at this desk.
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Some one or something that lives in a cave.
Person 1: My local bat is such troglodyte!
Person 2: Huh?
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1. A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
2. A person who likes mainstream rap.
Can you believe he said his favorite rap group is Migos? I meet mo' troglodytes than hoes, I swear
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Someone who has no lip and looks like a scarred hairy potato, and is usually British.
Brit: I've heard that people say we are all Troglodytes
Me: Yea we say it because it's true
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