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trouser snake

A guys penis/dick. Also an actual real snake lol, also known as sneaky little devil.

Do u like trouser snakes? OOOOO whats a trouser snake?!

by Pavelski8 September 12, 2006

129๐Ÿ‘ 167๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.

I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!

by Slapchatt January 10, 2014

15๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trouser Snake

A slang or alternate word for a dick.

Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?

by EminemGuy313 January 14, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


trouser snake

simply the snake in your pants (penis)

crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?

by squidwardo March 30, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trouser Snake

What your mom Likes as a pet

Man, your mom cant let go of my trouser snake.

by dman September 13, 2003

75๐Ÿ‘ 186๐Ÿ‘Ž


trouser snake

a penis which is in your pants

Let the model see you trouser snake.
That bitch wants to suck my trouser snake.

by The Clit Master March 21, 2005

65๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž


trouser snake

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.

Wanna pet my trouser snake?

by rayp January 19, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 199๐Ÿ‘Ž