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trouser trout

A penis, particularly one being masturbated.

Hey, that guys skinning the trouser trout

by Goos January 24, 2006

29πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Trouser Trout

Mike Trout, of the Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim’s new nickname after signing a $430 million contract.

Mike Trouser Trout really Trout Slapped Bruce Harper with his record breaking $430 million dollar contract!

by Danimal1981 March 20, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Trouser Trout

Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.

Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.

by CATSASS11 October 3, 2010

12πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Trouser Trout

When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.

Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!

by Butler Butt Clogger February 8, 2012

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🀣

by ItsMe78 August 4, 2023


trouser trout

"Trouser Trout" is the male equivalent of the female "Camel Toe". The Trouser Trout is visible when the male is aroused or when the pants are very tight. Some would say, the trouser trout is rising for the hatch.

Dick refused to stand when answering the question because he was packing a lunker of a "Trouser Trout". His Trouser Trout was in spawn mode as Dick eyed Jane's and Sally's budding camel toes.

by pseudoman6 January 29, 2016

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Rainbow Trouser Trout

The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.

If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.

by MrHead April 25, 2022

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž