A penis, particularly one being masturbated.
Hey, that guys skinning the trouser trout
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Mike Trout, of the Los Angeles Angels of Aneheimβs new nickname after signing a $430 million contract.
Mike Trouser Trout really Trout Slapped Bruce Harper with his record breaking $430 million dollar contract!
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Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.
Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.
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When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.
Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!
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It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! π€£
"Trouser Trout" is the male equivalent of the female "Camel Toe". The Trouser Trout is visible when the male is aroused or when the pants are very tight. Some would say, the trouser trout is rising for the hatch.
Dick refused to stand when answering the question because he was packing a lunker of a "Trouser Trout". His Trouser Trout was in spawn mode as Dick eyed Jane's and Sally's budding camel toes.
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The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.
If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.
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