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Burying yourself in such a way that wild pigs foraging for truffles end up sucking you off
"I'd rather go truffling that sleep with that foul young ho"
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A sexual act where one partner places their nose in the other's anus
"Have you been truffling? There's brown on your nose"
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A term for a stuffy, short british man with a bowler hat,
"Rupert, you look like a truffle!"
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(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban
Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!
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Noun: The mushroom shaped indentation left on a woman's forehead after being slapped by the head of a penis.
Truffling - Verb: The act of slapping your penis on a woman's forehead leaving a mushroom shaped mark.
I could tell by the mark on her head that she had just been truffled.
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Verb. To mess with or get in someone's business.
I am not to be truffled with, not today.
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The act of acting like a feral hog looking for truffles in your anus.
"Get on all fours honey and start Truffling me. Get up in there and tell me what I had for dinner 2 days ago..."
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