Trumpcare

Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.

I went to the E.R. with a severed finger. Having Trumpcare , they reattached it with a band-aid...thankfully I can sew!

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Trumpcare

1) Obamacare with Trump's name slapped on it with his gold label maker

Or
2) A plan that would only benefit Trump's rich friends in the medical industry that give the Trump Foundation lots of donations and stay in his hotels

Thanks to Trumpcare, I'm living in a new cardboard house because I went in debt trying to pay for cough medicine.

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Trumpcare

The antonym to Obamacare which makes everyone healthier, Trumpcare causes everyone to get a virus and become sick.

Our politicians didn't do much and now we all have the coronavirus. I guess that's Trumpcare for you.

Trumpcare, making America sick and dependant.

Trumpcare

The best care there is. Not even Obamacare is better.

Tom- I died yesterday
Anna- Did you get Obamacare?
Tom- No, of course not. Only Trumpcare can save me.

trumpcare

TrumpCare: Take two aspirin and call me it the morning.

Hey honey, should I take my TrumpCare in the morning or wait until bedtime?