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Any person who supports Donald Trump by posting somewhat false, ignorant, misinformed, anti-liberal memes on facebook or through any other social networking site only after he won the election. A trumpeteer never engaged in discussions or debates and never showed any interest in politics prior to Trump winning.
The trumpeteers keep flagging my progressive, liberal posts, because they are too stupid and racists to join a debate!
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The most amazing intrument ever.
God: I play the trumpet.
Chuck Norris: No kidding? You too?
Ryan Seacrest: I play the clarinet...
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A marching half-time show where the songs revolve around d the trumpet section. Other times in a show it well be where the lead trumpet has a solo in at least two of the songs.
The phantom of the opera has a lot of trumpetism, I (the lead trumpet) have four solos.
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1. The greatest musical instrument of classical and jazz music.
2. An instrument that gets all the solos.
1. Everyone recognizes a trumpet whenever they see it or hear it being played.
2. The trumpet got the solo because it sounded so cool and could be heard easily.
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The most brilliant and spectacular of all musical instruments. People hear one note of the trumpet, and instantly recognize the superiority displayed by the instrument and the player. People diss trumpet player egos, but everyone knows it's just jealousy. The trumpet is the instrument of God.
All trumpet players are perfect.
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Someone who's a fan of Donald Trump
The Trumpeteer's are marching to the white house
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(verb): to bellow, rant, vehemently whine, or otherwise blow out metaphorical hot air. To demand attention, throw a tantrum or have a fit. To fill a space with as much shrill noise & self-righteousness as possible. To lie, loudly & "bigly." To pander to the gullible & rile up the immoral & willfully ignorant. To distract, manipulate & play your supporters like a musical instrument with your tiny, tiny hands.
"Dude... It's 3:00 a.m. & your weird theatre major roommate won't shut up about how his ex stole the his youth & the best years of his life, & how there's some vast conspiracy preventing his success & disallowing anyone to recognize his otherwise obvious genius. Evidently he thinks the world revolves around him?"
"I know, I'm sorry man. Just ignore him, he's Trumpeting, again."
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