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Turd

synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

3392๐Ÿ‘ 2004๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 26, 2003

394๐Ÿ‘ 218๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd

A piece if shit. Excrement.
2. an insult.

C'mon you turd!
Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!

by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 7, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd

Feces produced by either gender or sex. Also known as poo.

My cat did a turd.

by Somerandomguy October 27, 2018


Turd

1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube.

2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.

3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.

1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet.

Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!

2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?

Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?

Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!

Mordecai : Your a turd!

Rigby : No, your a turd!

Mordecai : Your the turd!

Both : *Struggle and fight*

Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.

3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.

by Zankatsu February 26, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd

Turd, n.

1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.

Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.

T UR D --> D UR T


2. A short form of the word "bastard".

The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".

1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!

"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."


2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.

You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!

by JonMaker September 2, 2004

816๐Ÿ‘ 543๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd

A turd is a person who is similiar to a nerd no ass getting cunnus. Usually he or she goes out and either stands around and stares at people like a serial killer or does vey uncool things.

Kevin was at a party and was dancing like a turd trying to break dance YESSSSSSSSSS.

by VIGOROUS JONESY December 25, 2007

42๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž