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dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning
dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds
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also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi
I thought i had a shit but it must have been a ghost turd
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To rush to the toilet thinking you had to poop
I thought I was going to crap my pants, but it was a ghost turd
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When you have a dump and you don't have to wipe your arse
Man 1: wow, i just had a huge ghost turd!
man 2: Nice one.
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Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.
Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!
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A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.
Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.
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Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'
1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.
2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"