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(n) a person who acts slow, runs slow, and reacts slowly and also takes big shits
Jack: Hey shawn pass me the ketchup
Shawn:(10 seconds later): ok
Jack: your such a turdle
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After you get drunk and are sitting in the tub, this is a piece of pooh that you mindlessly play with and pretend is a turtle.
Aw, heck. Bobby got wasted again last night, and was playin' turdle in the tub again.
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when the crap sticks out of the water a little like a turtle
Oh man, I just had the worst turdle, it was sticking out like 5 inches.
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Turdle (verb) - the act of playing the game wordle or a derivative (quordle, worldle, nerdle etc) whilst on the crapper
Q - where’s Richard?
A - He’s on the shitter seeing if he can get today’s wordle
Reply - oh that boy does love to turdle!
A person who is a literal piece of shit, and who also looks like a turtle.
person 1 - "Did you hear that old turdle thinks allowing people to vote is a power grab by democrats?"
person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm
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Turdle, pronounced: \turd-ul\. A combination of a terd and a weasel
That turdle stabbed me in the back at the meeting again
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Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.
Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.
Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
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