Turin

Rarest breed of the barking sharmoota, most hated breed by all
Whats special in this breed is its obsession to being an annoying faggot, having no drip at all and frequently getting the cigarette-need with no plans of stopping. (Even tho it has no cigarettes so it asks other people so it makes it even more hated)
most commonly found with the first name andrey, although it can have a variety of names (ex: ben zona, tambal, hamor ahusharmuta)

Damn is that Andrey Turin? Its probably gonna ask for a cigarette, fuck i hate that fag.

turin

to make a fatal mistake or cause mayhem accidently

dude just pulled a turin and messed the whole thing up bigtime

Turin Shroud

The distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male participant.

Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.

..."better throw the covers back over, don't want your mother seeing the Turin Shroud!"