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the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.
"When I get home from this 6 month deployment to Iraq, I'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey"
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The act of vigorously licking a hot chicks butthole, all the while making Tom Turkey sounds! Gobble, gobble, gobble
While many girls may deny it, they all ask for more ass turkey!
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When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.
Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!
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A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant
Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.
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Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.
1. A person who talks about what they don't know.
2. A bull shitter.
3. An insult.
"You jive ass turkey"
"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."
"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
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Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by
We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.
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a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.
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