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An insanely cool and counter cultural way of saying Thanksgiving. It's insanely awesome when you call it that, and only lame people call it Thanksgiving and then get mad that they don't call it by the correct name (these people also are loser emos, and they cut themselves on a regular basis.
Same: Hey man, you ready for Turkey Day next month?
Joe: Excuse me man, it's called Thanksgiving, loser. Now i'm going to go stare at a brick wall cause I have no friends and I hate on anybody for trying to act fun as an excuse for my sad pathetic excuse of my life. If I could go back in time, and stop my mom from getting pregnant with me I would, because I'm a complete idiot that points out that saying Turkey Day is a dumb way of saying Thanksgiving, even though A: Nobody should give a fuck because it's just two words, and B: It isn't even a big deal, so I'm shitting over nothing. Damn.
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The date on which you have promised yourself you'll give up the crack.
The baby's due on the 1st August, so I suppose that'll be my turkey day.
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The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.
Today is September 20th! Only 10 more days 'til Turkey Day!!!
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When you get a blow job to completion by your partner on Thanksgiving.
Rachel took every drop this year when I got my turkey day gobbler.
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The releasing, sometimes known as puking, after an enormous meal on thanksgiving. Usually after, having a family member inspect the food.
The four family members gathered around the fire to share some turkey day expulsions.
Turkey Holocaust Day is AKA Thanksgiving Day. This is because it is the day where we celebrate the mass execution of turkeys. After we execute them we then proceed to eat them and give thanks for all the good in our lives. It is celebrated in Canada on October 13 and in the United States of America on November 27.
Jimmy: Have a good Turkey Holocaust Day!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!
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Turkey day is where we celebrate the turkey joy
Turkey is the best thing ever
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TURKEY DAY