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To eat up your friends on the weekend
“Bro turn me up this weekend!!”
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This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.
"hello, name, you're quite good at turning me on"
*KICK*
*THUMP*
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A meme where a character turns into plushie
Lois: petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!
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When you're walking down the street and you see a woman with a nice booty walking in front of you. You are now infatuated until she turns around and you see that she in fact, looks like a horse.
*walking around at school
Guy 1: dude that girl is hot
Guy 2: wait for it
*girl turns around
Guy 1: DAMN SHE UGLY
Guy 2: that is a what I call a turn around make me frown.
Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.
"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"
When you see a shmere nigga or when smhere come in like dee
Chonge"damnn shmere i see you!" deer:"tUrn ME UP SHMERE"
When you see shmere go crazy or when shmere came in like dee
*girl twerks on shmere
"TURN ME UP SHMERE"