Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.

Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.

Turn off-offer

Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.

Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.

Version 1:

Woman: "I want you now"

Man: "I want you too"

Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"

Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"

Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!

Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".

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tv turned off

same thing as getting your “snot box rocked” or getting your “curtains closed“

lil joseph was riding around on his bike & outta nowhere got his tv turned off.

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Tickle Turn Off

When you start tickling someone and they completely over-react, and tickling them becomes very uncomfortable

Blake: I was tickling my little sister yesterday and she started making sex noises.
Michal: Wow, what a Tickle Turn Off

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Turned off the Dark

Any show with high production values that is completely terrible and incoherent. A reference to the Broadway musical, Spiderman, Turn off the Dark. Similar to "Jumping the Shark"

Dude, did you see that new play about the nuns?

Yeah, they really turned off the dark for that one.

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Turns off Stove

This phrase is used when one is so attracted to someone else that they would give up food for them.

Boy 1: Holy shizzle she's lookin fine.
Boy 2: Get some.
*eye contact*
Boy 1 & 2: Turns off stove

Girl 1: He. Just. Took. Off. His. Shirt.
Girl 2: Turns off stove

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turning off the tap

Most commonly used in series "New Girl".
"Turning off the tap", basically means challenging the partner to a sex stand off.

"That's it. I'm turning off the tap."
"You won't last a week."

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