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alcohol.
see also "turniped," meaning drunk.
"You are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."
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A person being extremely random.
Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.
Examples:
"I JUST ROLLED IN A PILE OF DONUTS"
"LOL I JUST STOLE MY NEIGHBOUR'S MAIL"
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Function: noun
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root
1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip
2 : a large pocket watch
I ate a turnip.
or
I looked at my turnip to tell the time.
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(verb)
To get drunk (as in turn up) but not rage. To turn up in solitude, generally lamely.
"Wanna get a drink in the basement and play pong by ourselves?"
"Yeah, let's turnip!"
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when someone has very big nipples that are like mountains on the chest
wow scott! youve got some big turnips!
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Becoming high on marijuana or "turning up". Using illegal drugs to drift off into space and go to the moon. The user will be laughing a lot and making no sense.
"We ate the turnips."
"Thank the lord for turnip farmers."
"Lets go smoke some turnips."
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Derogatory name for a Bristol City supporter.
As thick as the root vegetable, has nothing useful to say and as interesting as digging one out of the ground!
You didn't get promoted again???
When will you turnip inbreds ever learn?
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