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The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you.
Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly*
Girl 1: He's gandering at you!
Girl 2: What!?
Girl 1: It's turpin time! *wink wink nudge nudge* AHEM!
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An individual who has extremely malnourished arms. He/she tends to sleep a lot. Food is visually consumed 90% of the time.
OMG Lindsey! Look are your little Turpin Arms. You really need to eat more.
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Sexual intercourse in a standing position.
Dick Turpin was a notorious highwayman whose cry, on mugging his victims, was supposedly "stand and deliver!". The origin of the Dick Turpin is presumably related to the fact of "standing" in order to "deliver".
Wayne and Sharon were so overcome with passion that they couldn't wait to get back to his Cortina and instead went for a Dick Turpin in the first available shop doorway.
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A piece of shit stuck in your jap's eye after anal sex
Christ, I thought you said you'd douched? I've got a rogue Turpin here!
A man with a dick that small its classed as a fanny (scottish term).
Brandins got a tadger a (small dick) (brandin turpin)
He likes Shae Apples. He is such a Johnson. He plays baseball and loves dried mango. He likes putting burritos in water bottles.
Is that Erik Turpin, the guy who is a Johnson?
A neighborhood in Richmond, Kentucky built in the 1970’s, known for drug activity, gang activity and violence. This neighborhood is traditionally controlled by the Hoover Crips (or Hoover Criminals).
My friend got robbed yesterday on Turpin Drive