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To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.
"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."
"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."
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a sound a butt makes therefore someone that is called that deserves to be considered a stupid ass.
"What a turt!"
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Soupy, black feces excreted painfully after a night of heavy drinking. Harshly used to describe people who really deserve it... it may be worse than cunt!
My boss was such a turt she threatened to fire me! or All that Jager last night made me turt like crazy this morning.
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Tickles and hurts at the same time
Stop tickling me!!! *Hahahaha* Oww! Ahhh! Stop, it turts!!!
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A mouse in Iowa that hangs out on the back porch and torments the cats.
Damn, Lil Turt could use some cheese. Turt city bitch.
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