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Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?
What's that?
Sex while you're wearing back packs.
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let's have ninja turtle sex
great! I'll wear my new backpack
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Sexual intercourse while wearing backpacks.
Hey Joe, do you want to have Ninja Turtle sex this weekend?
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a. A most beautiful thing, to be admired and worshiped.
b. Sarah Palin.
I got a DVD off that guy on the corner of MLK and 3rd, but it was just a video of turtles having sex.
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When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .
" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"
dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"