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Tuscan Sidewinder

You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.

Kevin gave Cooper the Tuscan Sidewinder after the Italian Festal in the North End. That's AMORE!!!

by JET12345 May 17, 2008

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Tuscan Trapdoor

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.

β€œHow was your date last night?”

β€œWell last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”

by Alibaster Slim August 4, 2012

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tuscan Rocket

When you're hitting a chick doggystyle then pull out, pour tabasco sauce on your junk and stick in it her cornhole.

Hey Crib, did you hear that Will finally tried out the Tuscan Rocket?

by Sofa King Softball August 5, 2008

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Tuscan Handshake

The act of twisting out a flacid penis.

Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake.

by Taste of Tuscany April 26, 2009

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


tuscan choke

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.

Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.

by Argylegargoyle October 10, 2013


Tuscan Sizzler

A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.

I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.

by Shimmy to the Break of Dawn April 25, 2007

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Tuscan Breeze

When olive oil is rubbed on your balls and a chick blows on them, creating the breeze.

Man, that chick gave me a tuscan breeze right before I nutted in her eye.

by fucunc November 19, 2006

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž