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You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.
Kevin gave Cooper the Tuscan Sidewinder after the Italian Festal in the North End. That's AMORE!!!
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During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.
“How was your date last night?”
“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
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When you're hitting a chick doggystyle then pull out, pour tabasco sauce on your junk and stick in it her cornhole.
Hey Crib, did you hear that Will finally tried out the Tuscan Rocket?
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The act of twisting out a flacid penis.
Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake.
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Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.
Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.
A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.
I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.
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When olive oil is rubbed on your balls and a chick blows on them, creating the breeze.
Man, that chick gave me a tuscan breeze right before I nutted in her eye.
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