Bob: yo man i got totally wasted last night and i told trish I loved her on AOL.
Jim: Why would you do that?
Bob: Man I was totally TUI.
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*Johnny flips open his cell phone*
"New text message received 2/2/2008 at 1:04 am:
I watn you so baddd why don5t you like m eback"
Johnny: She must have been TUI.
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A Kick ass Beer Brewed in Mangatainoka in the Wairarapa district of New Zealand since 1889.
If ya dont drink tui, then yer a wuss. If ya dont drink tui from the 750ml or Jugs then yer a fucking pussy.
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Hates Ed sheeran #tuilivesmatter
Tui is cool also If you like Ed sheeran use some soap smelly
A great name to use for blooket. Sick piano skills. Teaches little kids at weekends and enjoys being intheir presence. Tui curry sui. #tuilivesmatter
That Tui be raging at table football.
Tweeting under the influence. Not to be confused with the more serious DUI.
Let me stop committing a TUI.
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