Random
Source Code
Random
A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.
A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.
It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?
Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?
Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.
Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?
121👍 5👎
People screaming at each other.
Twitter is just people screaming at each other.
63👍 4👎
A social media website consisting largely of trolls, slacktivists, mentally ill, cyberstalkers and groomers.
You can make many friends on Twitter but unfortunately they're fake friends.
347👍 27👎
Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.
Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.
Person 1: What did you do this morning
Person 2: Logged into Twitter
Person 1: That sucks man, I'm sorry.
32👍 2👎
"Hey! Did you know I use Twitter?"
"Yes, Jerry. I know you're a degenerate of the internet."
"*GASP*. How dare you??? I'm going to get a hashtag trending now! #CancelBob!!!"
5👍 1👎
1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.
I just posted a tweet on Twitter, I took my 170385th dump today!
161👍 21👎