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when your hungry during sex so you grab a twix bar and eat one half as you finger your fat girlfriend with the other half then proceed to eat the twix bar like lady and the tramp with your partner.
oh man i was twixing fat sharon at the weekend
When you 2 finger your own asshole and then jam them in your partners mouth.
Girlfriend talking too much...need a moment..go for The Twix.
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To stall in order to create an excuse that saves you from embarrassment, beatdown, etc. This may or may not be accomplished by freezing time/eating candy.
He twixed himself out of trouble after his girlfriend found an inappropriate text.
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Two dicks inserted and occupying one rectum at the same time.
She's taking two dicks in her ass right now! Yeah girl, conquer that Twix!
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Slang term for a 26-ounce bottle of hard liquor.
Hey Keebz, where's the other twix of Bacardi?
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Although, commonly mistaken as a candy bar, Twix is the cutest cat you’ll ever see. With his black and white fur you will just want to pet him for days
“Twix is so cute!”
“I know right, I wish I had a Twix”
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