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Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.
No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.
The girl wanted a two tusk fuck that is taking dick from her boyfriend and his friend at the same time.
Kind of like not giving a shit
I don't give two rabbit fucks about your feelings
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When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
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When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.
Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.
Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
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1. An action, idea, or concept that goes against all common sense, or causes indignation or offense to the viewer.
Hillary Clinton being elected President is as wrong as two boys fucking.
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1. A measure of time.
2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.
3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"
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