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The fact that anyone weaker than you wouldn't last two seconds in jersey.
Hey Billy whats wrong?", "My mom just passed away....".,"You wouldn't last Two Seconds In Jersey.
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When a guido approaches slowly in his tricked out Honda Civic, speeds up for the 2 seconds it takes to pass you in order to look sweet, then immediately slows down again.
Two Second Speed Up
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1. A measure of time.
2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.
3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
"Fuck that. I'll fuck him up in one fucking two seconds!"
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1. One who can not last during any type of sexual activity.
1. Omg Tim! Why are you a two second butta nutta? I was not even getting started!
A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.
‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’
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A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds
An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.