one two, one two

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

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Two Turnin' Two Burnin'

1. In older times (40's-50's) a term for dogfights/airplane combat. 'Two turnin'' refers to the propellers, and 'two burning'' refers to the two machine guns affixed to the plane.

Two Turnin' Two Burnin', and flack so thick you can walk on it.

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two sticks two bones

To rob a place with 2 sticks (2 guns) with two of your friends and kill em in cold blood this 2 bones

Yo imma go get two sticks two bones

Two Twos

Obviously

2+2=4

Went to this crazy party last night init, but two twos someone got merked

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The Two-Two

Play on words based on the phrase Catch 22; see you on the other side.

I'll catch you on the two-two.

two-two

A twenty-two caliber pistol. Similar to fofo.

Packin' a two-two, just incase somone starts some static.

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two-two

The female genitalia. Comprised of two inner lips and two outer lips, which make up the two-two. Also known as {tutu}, or 2-2, this term is often used in place of more crude choices such as {pussy}, {cunt}, or when speaking to children - in place of anotomically scary or mature words such as {vagina}.

"Let's {69}! I will put my mouth on your {tool} and you can put your mouth on my two-two!"

"Okay little Sally, remember - when you take a bath, be sure to wash your two-two."

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