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Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands
The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
They did the two-handed zamboni last night
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As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"
When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!
Ron: Nice!
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Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play football.
When I went to McDonalds I got a Big Mac and it didn't look shit like the one on the comerical. That Big Mac was Two Hand Touch!!!
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A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.
Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.
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Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.
Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.
When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.
My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.
To masturbate two guys at the same time, with one penis in each hand.
Dude, you see that chick at the party last night? She had two hands on the wheel.
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