A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

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One in the hand is worth two in the bush

A solo wank is better than two shags

Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'

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theres always two rats in a bush

Used similiar to how if there's one rotten apple more often than not the rest are rotten.

"A shit I died to two guys hiding in a bush".

Tough luck! Theres always two rats in a bush.