twoot

another word for twit, idiot, or moron

you stupid twoot!!!!!!

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twoot

flatus expelled through the vagina; derived from the conjugation of the english words toot and twat

After plowing intensely for a good while I began to feel the urge to ejaculate, I quickly pulled out of the girl causing her to twoot.

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The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.

-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!

Twoot

A twoot is a wet “toot” that smells nasty...

My dog twoots in his sleep and it is digusting.