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Verb - (Tip-ih-kayt)
The act of performing a typo. Generally followed by an, "Aw damn" or immediately added asterisked correction. Usually associated with one who types with typos fairly often.
Great when a, "Man I'm always typing with typos." just seems plain long, repetitive, or even unnecessary.
"Gah I constantly typicate when typing my essays"
"Typicating is a horrible habit, it often leads to confusion and humiliation."
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A Typical Andy, is someone who is just not having any luck. Someone who goes about their day to day minding their own business and through no fault of their own things just don't go their way. Someone can have a Typical Andy incident or if they are really unlucky they can be having a Typical Andy day.
Someone walks past and spills a tray of drinks all over you. You may be falsely accused of something that leads to confrontation or perhaps a wardrobe malfunction on the way to an important event. You have just had a Typical Andy moment.
*****"So I was about to have a shave and the shaving cream exploded all over me!"*****
*****"Are you have had a Typical Andy moment there."*****
For those who don't know what it is, Omegle is a site that allows two people to have an anonymous chat with each other. Two "strangers" are chosen at random, etc etc you know how it goes.
Anyways, Typical Omegle is when you get the same sort of "conversation" repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn't. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you 'asl' which is your Age, Sex and Location.
Interesting note: Watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you're female.
Omegle: 80% Perverts,
12% Illiterate people
4% automated 'bot' ads
2% Annoying kids who think they're little gangstas
1% The mentally disabled
1% Normal people
-Typical Omegle-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 male New Zealand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey hows it going?
Stranger: nigga fuk dat qeschin
You: What?
Stranger: 13 m uk
You: I don't care
Stranger: FuK U !!!!11!!1!!!!
You have disconnected.
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A typical bro, he's chill, mega chill, and loves rolling on babes. Most people think he's the man, but some are intimidated by his skills, namely dropping sick beats, and rolling on babes.
Wow, Chazz just walked out of that party with three chicks. Pffft, Typical Chazz!
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When Manchester City somehow messes up an easily winnable situation and everyone is disappointed but not surprised
*QPR scores twice making the game 2-1*
Mark: “Well that’s typical City right there”
Robert: “Damn right Mark”
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A situation which would be considered extremely unlucky, but brought about in part, by the person in the situation.
Last week Matt: Hey Jon, I just sold my iPhone 3GS, can't wait to get the 4!"
This week Matt: Hey Jon, I can't get hold of an fucking iPhone 4 for love nor money!
Jon: Typical Matt!
A typical female who lets social media such as twitter get into her head thinking she is more than what she really is. Very trendy always going with the next trend. They use words and phrases such as "bae" "fuckboy" "turn up" and other meaning less lingo. Typical bitches are constantly complaining about finding the right guy when they steady fall for any douche bag they barely know who can spit game and just wants pussy. They're always re assure themselves that they are not a hoe but having sex everyother weekend with guys they've just met. To sum it up they are very contradicting.
Friend "What happened to you and your girl man?"
Me "She was just a typical bitch."
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