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Author of "The Art of War" who was referenced in one of Technoblade's potato war videos
I used the power of Sun Tzu to help me win
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(Shit Zoo)
A breed of small companion dog of very ancient type, with long silky fur. The breed originated in China, possibly by way of Tibet. The name is both singular and plural.
The shih tzu on your lap just took a shit.
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A very cute and lovable dog, but also hogs the fucking covers all night
Friend: "I love your shih tzu! I would love a dog like that."
Me: "Well, do you want a furry friend that doesn't let you keep warm at night?"
the cutest and best dog ever known to man!
is reccomended to anyone who is looking for a canine companion.
These gorgeous little doggies are also show dogs, they have the most "human-like" characteristics!!
shih tzu = *goes to the door andd looks at you as though to say "i need a wee"*
owner = "do you want a wee-wee?" *opens the door*
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An asian who is extremly good at Call Of Duty
"damn, that guy is a tzu-yang man...he got 31 kills and only died 3 times in that last round....also he's 10th on the world rankings"
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1.An Ewaak from the popular movie star wars and because star wars wont be making anymore movies they now act like dogs and live in peoples houses.
My shih tzu won the dog show!
shih tzu--wahahahahahhahaha
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A Shih Tzu which has turned to the Dark Side of the Force. Since they are highly intelligent, mischevious and arrogant anyway, this is but a small step. Many Shih Tzu look like small hairy versions of Yoda anyway.
"That... that .... er ... dog ? life form ? what ? has just stolen my mobile phone from my jacket pocket and hidden it under the sofa !"
"Sorry, he's a Sith Tzu..... he can't resist being evil."
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