The phrase in which you say when either you have absolutely no idea what someone is talking about.
Only able to be used written down or in a text message
Person 1: the algorithm to find the perimeter of a circle is Pi times radius squared
Person 2: u wot m8
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When your talking to a mancunian (person from manchester) and have no idea what their saying.
It is also used when you pretend to hear something because what the person said is so ridiculous.
John: Youse gonna get a cheeky nandos tomoz?
Steve: Only if you bring it round to my gaff.
Jack: U wot fam?
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A word that chavs use
Instead of saying "what did you say?"
Chavs go "u wot m8?"
Sometimes they just say "u wot?"
Human: "hey i killes your dog"
Chav: "u wot m8?"
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short word for mlg (major league gaming) the meaning is "you what, mate" which is a colloquialism used by English speakers in the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand.
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A statement indicating extreme offense, also written in such a way as to give the impression of the phrase being pronounced with a British accent.
U fockin wot m8? Oi'll fock ye roight up!
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Person:ayy lmao ayy lmao
other person: u fucking wot m8
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