UCF

You
Can't
Finish

UCF? You can't finish there!

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UCF

Abbreviation for the "Ultimate Cannabis Forest."

The University of Central Florida is rated as the 5th most prominent stoner school in the nation and the number one stoner school in Florida. Also, the NORML chapter at UCF is arguably the largest and best-funded student drug-policy organization in the country and was voted as the top organization by the student body.

The weed at UCF is SUPREME to that of UF and FSU, which, in my opinion, matters way more than football scores. We smoke Cali Kush, Maui Wowie, and Grandaddy Purp on a more regular basis than the other schools smoke shake.

A word of warning, however: the cops at UCF are pigs. Don't be stupid. If you want to make a difference, hit up your local NORML and get weed equalized, decriminalized and legalized.

There's just something magical about getting stoned when you're right down the street from Disney World.

Example 1: "Yo, I'm going to UCF this weekend. Don't let me forget my pipe and papers."

Example 2:
"Oh shit, do you have some aluminum foil that we can smoke out of or something? We don't have a pipe!"

"Chill dude, we're at UCF. My neighbor has a Volcano Vaporizer."

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UCF

Abbreviation for the phrase "Uncalled for". Often used when a gratuitous offensive reference or term is used.

Gordon - "Hey! Get out of my chair!"
Jason - "Naw yo, I got SWAG up in dis bitch and dat mean I can sit wherever tha fuck I want."
Gordon - "MOVE NOW YOU NIGGER!"
Jason - "Aight now that was totally UCF."

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UCF

U - Can't - Finish

U - Can't - Fail

Under - Construction - Forever

If you play or coach football or basketball here, it stands for U - Can't - Follow the rules.

The largest school in the country, we go by the nickname Golden Knights. Takes at least 6 years to finish, but many

classes are easy. If you are an athlete, there is no need to go to class. Can be very boring at times. We use to be a commuter school but now becoming more on campus but still feels very commuter like. Will feel out of place if you do not like large schools. Athletics, we have improved though there are many cheating and wrongful death scandals on and off campus and many students continue to support UF, FSU, and Miami over us but the school is trying really hard to Disney the school spirit on campus. Socially, the weed here is the best around, tons of drinking, parties, and smoking which makes us a stoner U.

Mike, how long have you been at UCF?

Answer, 5 years and still have two more to go.

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UCF

A university in the east side of Orlando, famous for their godawful football team, not to mention miles and miles of construction projects. Nicknamed the Golden Knights.

UCF = University of Crap Football

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UCF

Unbelievably
Crappy
Football

in the 2004 season, the university of central florida's football team did what no one was thought possible..... they lost every single game they played

UCF? wow, you have an unbelievably crappy football team

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UCF

U
Can't
Fail

(really, you can't)

I failed out of UF so I'm going to UCF so I can actually graduate.

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