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The University of Virginia is by far one of the superior learning institutions in the world. The University is loved by those affiliated with it, and disliked by those too stupid to be admitted. This is a very well rounded school. For example, it is rare that one finds an institution of higher learning that couples an outstanding academic reputation with great D1 athletics. "Students" at other Virginia schools such as William and Mary and Virginia Tech often find themselves in awe of how awesome UVA is and how much their half-assed attempt at a college sucks. And yes, we call it Grounds and we are 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th years because we are better than you.
Loser #1 - "Awe, man, I didn't get into UVA."
Loser #2 - "Dang, neither did I."
Loser #1 - "What should we do?"
Loser #2 - "I dunno. I guess we could go to Tech and pray that some UVA grad will give us a job someday."
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UVA, where we’re better than you and we think we know it. UVA is actually the biggest collection of douchebags you will ever see in one place. UVA students like to constantly remind everyone what school they go to and generally act like complete assholes to anyone who doesn’t go to their piece of shit school. Granted, UVA is a well rounded school but it’s not as specialized as some other schools. Virginia Tech is better for engineering, architecture, etc. whereas William and Mary is a well respected liberal arts school. Virginia Tech actually caries the highest average starting salary for graduates than any other school in Virginia. If prestige is the only factor in deciding your school, than its obviously best to go to an Ivy league school. If you’re looking for a school that’s actually fun to go to then UVA just blows, without question. UVA likes to call itself a party school, which I guess is true if you have a fine taste for wine coolers. UVA also claims to be the top school in Virginia in terms in athletics. Let’s be honest though, it’s not like Americans give a flying fuck about soccer or lacrosse (I apologize to anyone who plays soccer or lacrosse it’s just the truth). UVA is awful at sports that people do care about (football, basketball, etc.) but apparently they didn’t take that into account.
The personality of UVA is shockingly is similar to Buzz Killington (from Family Guy) . Think about it, he’s snobby, annoying, and no one really likes him.
Person 1: I went to UVA where did you go to school?
Person 2: Oh, _______ you know (replace blank with any random school)
Person 1: (Arrogant sniffles) Oh well, that’s too bad
Person 2: Um, I actually liked my school asshole. You’re not that special, it’s not like you went to an Ivy league or something.
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Where someone goes if they have a very small penis but want to make up for it by bragging about what school they went to. Though often the average UVA student can't think of any reason to go to UVA other than academic ranking and because Thomas Jefferson founded it. It doesn't matter how ugly the campus is, how weird the student body is, or how lame the party scene is as long as "TJ" founded it. But people only hate UVA because they're just jealous ...right?
UVA student: I am so awesome since I go to UVA, I am so much better than everyone else because my school was founded by Thomas Jefferson.
Normal College Student: Wait, why do I care about Thomas Jefferson? And oh yeah you got another shipment of "natural male enhancement" in the mail today.
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the state university in Virginia that doesn't require one to have intercourse with cattle to earn a degree.
Wow you went to UVA?
Yup, and my cows thank me.
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A university that is loved by all those who attend it, and anyone who makes it sound bad is obviously jealous that they didn\'t get in.
Rejected from UVA1: UVA sucks they\'re nothing but rich preps and faggots.
Rejected from UVA2: Yeah I know. Hey let\'s go heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Rejected from UVA1: Sure! I\'ll go get the butter.
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University of Virginia
A school chock full of slamming hot women straight out of the dirty dirty south and is always in a state of crunk.
A school whose graduates instantly proceed to hustle 6-7 figure incomes and vast amounts of bodaciously juicy booty.
Hey look at those two dickless Virginia Tech guys trying to score at UVa and failing miserably. They must have been rejected for being utterly retarded and completely unwashed -- ass babies produced from unfortunate and abominable liaisons between incestuous gay rednecks.
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okay, it's the:
1) better state school in virginia
2) one of the top public colleges
3) somewhat preppy, but hey, what's wrong w/ that?
4) school that has hot guys
5) that teacher lady in mean girls went there
grandpa: sonny, where do you want to go to school?
sonny: virginia tech!
grandpa: damn thee! - honey, where do you want to go to school?
honey: uva!
grandpa: you can inherit all my money! yay!
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