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Uber Driver Whore

On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.

Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.

by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022


Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.

Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets

by Shalam69 September 3, 2023